how are you supposed to type this URL, if you know that you have a browser that supports it?

oh boy

Fix it so a scroll down gesture scrolls you left, because this is frustrating to try to use. Good rule of thumb: Don't make me learn to use your site.

This "Brutalist" web design thing is extremely on-trend (though on the downswing). It's a very typical example of this look.

Last years MacBook Pro

In fairness to them (though the design of this page REALLY doesn't deserve it) advent calendars are usually out of order so it's a fun "hunt" to find. This does not work well on the web and should have been given thought.

loading screen? scrolljacking so bad it freezes my computer? no thanks. didn't even get far enough to find out what this is supposed to be.

2-3 days for a carefully kerned, localized font? They look good on the site, but I'd definitely want to see the actual font and play with it before buying. Why is all the text on the site images instead of using the actual webfonts?

"hilarious"!

I feel like this demo could be much more polished and in-depth to give me an idea of what it can do. Even better would be an interactive demo I can actually look at myself. I'm highly suspicious that the code it puts out is not easy to work with and not maintainable - something showing the code could go a long way to alleviating that concern.