I don't know if you're joking, but I would 100% pick one of those up.

Then let's design a case so thin that the battery looks like a stack of credit cards bulging out from the back of a regular silicone case.

Yeah, not so sure press releases are dead considering technology industry leaders like RadioShack are still using them in the Year of Our Lord 2015.

Both jobs I've had since entering the "real people workforce" have been title-less. It makes updating my LinkedIn very difficult...currently, my profile just says "Wizard."

Edit: #whoops

Man, I miss GoWalla.

My favorite so far is Google Actual Cloud - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp10_PygJ4o

I like the theory from the comments about the moire intentionally looking like soundwaves...

I don't think it was intentional at all but it's a cool theory nonetheless.

Considering I email stuff to myself constantly, it was kind of a no-brainer to start using this. The onboarding is simple enough (although my confirmation message took about an hour for some reason), and it works exactly like you'd expect it to.

Just a very simple tool that performs as advertised.

Final Score: 10 emails I'll get to eventually out of 10.

I really needed this one: http://www.launchnik.com/friendio

Apparently HBO Go is coming to the Fire TV box in December, and the stick "early next year."

Personally, I'll drop $19 on that promise.