Okay, I'm old and I enjoy looking back at the old days. I tossed some of mine.. the dates might not be correct.

Early 2000's

• Not to brag, but my site works on Netscape 2 and Internet Explore 3. I show it at the bottom of all my sites.
• You know what this site needs? Some digital music auto playing and some gif animation I stole from sites I found on webcrawler.
• Boom, Just added some social interaction to my site... aka adding a guestbook or a vBulletin forum.
• Psh, I just went viral, I have 1,000 hits on my hit counter... hold up refreshrefreshrefresh oh wait 1,003.
• OMG PLEASE BOOKMARK ME!!!!
• Did you know I was popular? Cant you tell with all the affiliate badges on my site
• I'm currently live "tweeting" with my 2 users because I just added an online chat feeds to my landing page
• table tr td /td /tr /table
• Sublime? Psh I code in the MS text editor
• Macromedia is the bomb

Mid 2000's

• Its all about the Div, Div, Div
• Drooling over 2advanced flash sites... why are you sooo pretty
• Getting my inspirational zen on with CSS Zen Garden
• Reading and buying books on design trends and how to get started with Flash (I'm coming after you 2advanced)
• Name dropping your host in the footer... oh yah 2advanced hosting
• Using javascript to modify our fonts before webfonts were a thing
• Colorizing that ugly gray browser scroll bar on the side
• Skeuomorphism or GTFO

Early 2010's

• I got 99 problems, but my mobile redirect ain't
• Getting my grunge on by adding textures and splashes to everything!
• Paralax! I don't know what it is but we need to do it!
• Lightboxes and slideshows for all!
• Wait you don't using css sprites?!?!
• ICONFONTS!
• OMG PLEASE BOOKMARK FB LIKE ME
• Wait why are you using mobile redirects? Its about responsive!
• Screw skeuomorphism, its about flat design

The Past 3-4 Years

• JS & CSS Animations for everything! Its like powerpoint all over again!
• Videos in the background?!?! Heck yah screw loading time!
• Wait... your not using long shadows?!?!
• Oh you don't want to save 10% and give me your email, sure fine.. just close this lightbox and pretend everything is cool again.
• Gradients are cool again! My inner Geocities kid is happy!
• Style guides! Design Systems!
• Full bleed hero image with text on top... boom my work here is done
• oh wait, you aren't using SVGs animations?!?!
• Flexbox! I can finally center things! Sorry Margin-top
• Why aren't you using [Insert Sketch, Flint, Invision, Craft ]
• Wait your are using long shadows? Thats so like 3 years ago, its about light shadows now.