I actually read this because it was so entertaining. The terms at the bottom of their emails are great as well.
I know, so did I :)
It was pretty good. Sarcasm like this is hard to use with enough humor that's not too degrading. It was great
This was really tiring.
Also made big headings summarizing each section in simple language, so the main takeaways could be easily understood.
The app never actually went live, but a lawyer friend of mine said the terms were fine :P