i don't understand the doge definition but am not complaining.
Google: "Doge venice" <3
That's because you are not Italian.
The “advertisement” definition is excellent.
I laughed so much for these.
journalist (n.): (1) A professional storyteller with superior integrity and judgement, who speaks truth to power and breathes life into democracy. (2) Someone at Gawker who presses publish.
Comcast(n): See Satan
Angel (n.): (1) A winged paragon of supernatural power. (2) A mortal who writes large checks to children wearing flip-flops.
Bitcoin (n.): A revolutionary digital currency free of central banks, deposits, or stable concepts of ownership and value.