8 comments

  • Jim SilvermanJim Silverman, 4 years ago

    i don't understand the doge definition but am not complaining.

    2 points
  • Stephen GraceStephen Grace, 4 years ago

    Rekt.

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  • Calum SmithCalum Smith, 4 years ago

    The “advertisement” definition is excellent.

    2 points
  • Suganth SSuganth S, 4 years ago

    I laughed so much for these.

    journalist (n.): (1) A professional storyteller with superior integrity and judgement, who speaks truth to power and breathes life into democracy. (2) Someone at Gawker who presses publish.

    Comcast(n): See Satan

    Angel (n.): (1) A winged paragon of supernatural power. (2) A mortal who writes large checks to children wearing flip-flops.

    Amazing work!

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  • Alex Dave, 4 years ago

    Bitcoin (n.): A revolutionary digital currency free of central banks, deposits, or stable concepts of ownership and value.

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