Not to mention, they want it moving like http://tympanus.net/Tutorials/CSS3FullscreenSlideshow/index.html
"Our customers want that"
Unless their customers know something that 99.9999% of the analytics companies don't... I can't even.
I am not a "yes man" I am a consultant - a coach that whose best interest is aligned with his clients. I can no longer politely tell them that they are completely nuts for wanting something like that on a product that's driven by data.
(I feel better now after venting)
I don't have the credentials of a designer so I can't back up their ridiculous request with a bunch of case studies like I could if this was a back-end change.
Can anyone help me set them straight?