The baby's tear.
The copy is great too:
In just 30 seconds you'll smash one hundred glittering blocks and earn thousands of points. Then you'll do it again. And again, and… it's night already?
You'll WANT to be stuck in line!
And I'm suspicious of the equally-hilarious review:
PrismaDROP has taught me more about myself than my own psychologist.
That whole review is fantastic.
I play this game while waiting for my Pepperlint Latte and for a brief moment I am a golden god, smashing all those who oppose me. I render square foes into shattered facets of their former selves, regardless of their color or point value. PrismaDROP has taught me more about myself than my own psychologist.
I have another contender, check out these app store screen shots from this developer, they have his face in everyone
MasterPiece Me Pro https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/masterpiece-me-pro!/id503085626?mt=8
these are all the same dev. apparently he's insane?
Insanely brilliant? Hopefully insanely wealthy.
exactly. i was thinking the doc brown mad scientist type of insane.
The faded funeral photo. This is top notch.
I'm laughing so hard
LMAO. Dat funeral tho
the last iPad screenshot. mic drop.
This makes me happy.