"Hey... so.. uhhh.... it's only been a week... but I don't feel like it's working out... not really a great fit... so... uhhh... I'd like to give you a year's notice."
How would that year go?
"This is Steven, one of our designers. He's been with the company 8 months now, but he also quit a week after he arrived."
"What? Why's he still here then?"
"Oh, he was just really thoughtful and gave us a year notice."
I maybe should have taken his short time at the company into account lol. I completely overlooked his context by mistake. Now that this has blown up it doesn't make a difference anymore. :D
"Hey... so.. uhhh.... it's only been a week... but I don't feel like it's working out... not really a great fit... so... uhhh... I'd like to give you a year's notice."
How would that year go?
"This is Steven, one of our designers. He's been with the company 8 months now, but he also quit a week after he arrived."
"What? Why's he still here then?"
"Oh, he was just really thoughtful and gave us a year notice."